Safe little house, safe little friends, safe little thoughts to keep you safe,
from all those big, bad wolves that eat you up.
Safe in your room, safe as a tomb,
sleep in a coffin made of glass;
It takes a big facade to hide the cracks.
Can we make this last, ‘cause now I’m not so sure…
Gentle touch, Delicate breath, Flash of pearl in the darkness of another heavy Wednesday— These lips know how it feels to be given a taste, but denied another; blissful, longing whimsy— A loss for words, A loss of sense, A sense of disregard— Lay awake and wonder how she’s sleeping.
Total ‘Et tu, Brute?’ moment.
The inexplicable meets the unreasonable, and the collision ignites quite a fire.
Embers, sparks, crackles and pops— I’m left here listening to Alkaline Trio while my body decides whether jet-lag is still a real thing or just an excuse I’ve made up to never go to sleep.
I need a haircut. Seriously.
Reblog before February 3rd and I’ll write your URL down on a piece of paper and tape it in a random place in public and take a picture and tag you in it. THIS IS 100% LEGIT, I SWEAR! I will even take pictures to keep up with my progress. PLEASE DO THIS GUYS! I REALLY WANNA DO THIS!
More progress! KEEP REBLOGGING GUYS! :D
I think I just tricked a bunch of guys at my work into thinking I’m car savvy.
They were all discussing different types of cars and one of them jokingly asked me what my dream car was.
Naturally, I said a black, ‘67 Chevy Impala.
They all got these really impressed and surprised looks on their faces and started nodding, saying things like “Yeah.” “Nice choice.” “That’s a good one.”
They think I’m a car person now.
I like it when posts like this are actually true
Zach Braff did an AMA on reddit a while ago and said the script would sometimes just say “Then Neil says something funny”
Ashton Kutcher prepared for his role as Steve Jobs years in advance.
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students